Intrigued by this month’s Games with Gold offerings? Still not convinced that any of them deserve a place on your hard drive? That’s why the dark lord created the gamespulp speed-run review…
Xbox One Games with Gold
Goat Simulator (June 1-30th)
What’s it all about? Barmy physics-based adventure game in which you play as a destructive, psychotic goat. Do as much damage as you can. As a goat. Did we mention you play as a goat?
Worth a download? Why not. Because, y’know, you play as a fucking goat.
The Crew (June 16-July 15th)
What’s it all about? Basic driving game, filled with obnoxious characters with bad hair. Cars handle like a dream – if it was a very, very bad dream that leaves you waking up screaming.
Worth a download? If you own absolutely any other driving game, play that instead.
Xbox 360 Games with Gold
Super Meat Boy (June 1-15th)
What’s it all about? Uber-tough platformer that requires skill, control, adept timing and the patience of a saint. Because you will die. Over and over.
Worth a download? Yes. We can’t emphasise that enough, but we’ll try: YES.
XCOM: Enemy Unknown (June 16-30th)
What’s it all about? Turn-based tactical game that sees your soldiers take on an alien threat, one move at a time.
Worth a download? The XCOM games are always worth a bash, and if you’ve never played these sorts of games before, this is a fine one to start your turn-based alien-bashing career.