Be honest, if you’ve never said any of these, you’ve probably never played a game in your life.
‘Just one more game…’
Because you can’t end the evening on a loss, right?
‘Why didn’t he die first?’
All your bullets were super-accurate; his was just one lucky shot. Or…
‘Must be lag-switching.’
We don’t really know how it works, but we know it when we see it.
‘I don’t even know what to play.’
And the pile of shame continues to grow.
‘I’ve been everywhere. There’s nowhere to go.’
Except that one place we didn’t check. Hey, being lost is fun!
‘Just let me get to the next save point…’
Usually uttered when your mother/partner/prison cell-mate has requested that you enter slumberland.
‘Fuck. This. Game.’
Hurling controller through screen optional.